I wouldn't mind trying it again. When we get there, I need you humping my face. Breathing is optional. Orgasms are mandatory. You don't leave until you squirt at least twice. View all 44 comments. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein Read the warning! Consider the warning! My fellow smut readers, I invite yoherein Read WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of My fellow smut readers, I invite you to go for a ride with Strings.
But please be advised, in order to enjoy this ride you will need to have at least this much of a sense of humor. Please pack accordingly, as there are sporadic sprays of cooter juice, hot jizz and melted muff butter. Well allrighty then!
This is the most disgustingly vulgar hilarity I have ever read. I am now fully educated in all the possible terms one can call the uhem….
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Let me take you through my linguistic ride, but be advised, some spoilers may follow. Pretty sure she sprung an oil leak. I caress it, and a flood of cooch juice pours out the freshly opened dam. Every time this guy comes around, my pussy leaks. Ready, aim, fire! Happy reading! View all 76 comments.
I hate giving negative reviews. This had so much potential. Thought the first bit was entertaining, I love a mouthy bitch with attitude I am not a prude, I can cuss like a sailor with the best of them. But the use of words like twat, his sausage, his piece of pork, cannot even remember the description of her nether regions, just was tired of it. Maybe on another day in another place I might have found it highly entertaining but it fell I hate giving negative reviews. Maybe on another day in another place I might have found it highly entertaining but it fell flat for me View all 55 comments.
chap 22 - Strings (Hard Rock Harlots #1) by Kendall Grey read free online
Mar 29, Christy rated it really liked it. If you are prepared going in, you will most likely enjoy this book. She is a hilariously dirty talking rocker chick. She is working a crap job, trying to make ends meet. All she wants in life is to play music. For her band to make it big.
She is at a local bar, having a few birthdays drink and bitching about life in general when she catches the attention of a pretty hot guy She tells Shades I will leave it at that Letty sneaks out before Shades wakes up. No strings attached. Letty meets her manager that day and finds out the group is going on tour- opening for a rock band called Killer Dixon.
Their lead singer is a rich kid who is fronting the money for the tour. She would cancel the tour. In front of everyone, Shades and Letty act cool It's not all sex though. After a while, the strings start to form Shades is no longer some guy I love fucking. I have read all of her books, and they have all been great and super steamy.
But this was just in a whole different ball park! I enjoyed it though! If you are looking for a quick, nasty read with a ton of sex, humor, and dirty talk this one is your next book! I will most definitely be reading the next installment. View all 54 comments. Enough of this, I need some dick and another orgasm to go. With that warning, I was in love.
I knew I had to read this. It literally called to me.
Twisted, yes, but so what?! Sue me. I admit, I love crude humor, I love foul language, and goodness knows that I have no filter on my own sailor tongue. Just ask my husband. Oh, yea. This was going to be a fun read. Clean up on aisle twelve, stat!
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- Harlots is back with more wigs, more murder, and more period businesswomen!!
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I fucking loved her. Reading this story in her POV was fantastic. Her thought process is crude, dirty and so in your face. She definitely made me smirk…a lot! Fuck him like a Roman nympho whore with a flaming crotch, let him put it out with a cum spritzer, then run like hell. All Letty wants is to make it in the music world. She lives to rock-n-roll; she craves it. So far, little is happening with her band. It was during her birthday, where she was wallowing in her non-existent career, that she meets Shades. She only wants a night with him; one night to get her kink on. Just so you guys know, that first night they hook up… EPIC!!!!!
My imagination was overloaded with their perversion. My mind, and libido, totally went haywire.
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